It was Christmas day in the cookhouse The season of good cheer The soldiers hearts were merry Their bellies full of beer The pompous orderly officer As he strolled around the hall Called out "A merry Christmas!" The soldiers answered "balls!"
This angered the orderly officer And he swore by all the Gods He'd stop their Christmas pudding The ungrateful little sods Then up spake a bald headed corporal His face as bold as brass "You can take your Christmas pudding And shove it up your arse!"
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