.....uh.......well now firz off heer Miz Jeri, me an Paw an Buford an all the Reg boyz wanna be awishin y'all a happee birfday even what it iz late an all. An sekund, I wuz wantin ta tell ya that Catspaw seemed ta be rite pizzed off an wuzza callin ya all sortz uv names like mizzerbul bitch an stuff like that an makin naztee like comment bout y'all an wen I axt whut wuz rong he dun went off on me an even tole me to go fuck my own self. I think he sed sumpin about bein nice an nobody likin him wen he wuz so they coold all go fuck thair own selvs tu. He wuz purty pizzt but heel be OK I reckon. In the meantimes he wunted me ta tel ya' ta kiss hiz entire her ass and heed giv ya a hour or so ta draw a crowd.

Ennywayz...Happy Birfday

CLETUS