The Lancashire Liar, Collected by Harry Boardman, from Folk Songs & Ballads Of Lancashire.
Lancashire Liar In Manchester I saw a crow leave London in a crack,sir. Flew as far as Saddle-worth wi' Ashton on it's back, sir.
Ch. Indeed, sir, it's true, sir, I've never been given to lie & if you go to Lancashire you'll see the same as I.
I saw a goose from Staleybridge, that caol from Hyde had taken, It stole a bag from Liverpool filled with Irish bacon. In Warrington I saw a pig kill near two hundred people, In Lancaster I saw a dog dance on Leeds church steeple In Huddersfield I met a bull selling Eccles cakes, sir In Marsden I met a dead horse going to Oldham wakes, In Delph I met a flock of sheep had been to rob York church, sir They brought a hen from Tadcaster in a show to learn to work, sir At Hurst I saw a peck of birds take Leigh church & shake it, And drive a horse through Dukinfield with eggs to Rochda' market In Haslingden I saw a mouse wheel muck through Royton town, sir In Mossley I met a cat wearing a Knaresboro gown, sir In Bacup I saw a monkey in Burnley teaching school, sir In Blackburn it made Wangby cheese, in Colne it chased a fool, sir At Tyldesley Bank I saw a lamb at Stockport cry a sale, In Chowbent I saw a horse tried for stealing mutton At Failworth I saw a turkey rob Prestwich church all over, At Hull I saw a rabbit chase a hound at Dover At Radcliff I saw a crow kill near 300 witches At Bury I saw a tomcat at Bolton selling matches At Chorey I saw two bullocks in Preston selling oil, sir At Bath I saw a pigeon take a gaint to Carlisle, sir At Whitehaven I saw a fly eat a flitch of bacon, And stick a pig at Cockermouth, in lies I'm not mistaken. I once saw two dead guinea pigs try which of them was stronger. I've really told so many lies that I can sing no longer. Now to conclude & end my song with heart & true goodwill, sir. If you want a bigger lie than this you can sing it for yourself, sir
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