Open zipper on fly, perhaps on 300 occasions More often as I get older (inverse proportion to utilization) When I was a teen, or 20-30-40-50 something it was more embarassing. I guess that now I am perceived as an dirty old man, not a flasher.

At my secondary school alumni reunions, my wife had noted that very many of my classmates' wives are rather YOUNG and BEAUTIFUL. Someone said that they were SECOND wives. At the next reunion I met a classmate whom I had not seen for 45 years or more. I took a look at his spouse,who was not pretty but not ugly....just pretty ugly. I blurted out "you must be a first wife" She looked at me with a frown and I realized that there was no way to extract my foot from my mouth. I nervouly said that I was wanted elsewhere and stayed away from that corner of the room for the balance of the evening.

Luv Larry