Oh the pain, the misery of telling this one...

When I was 14, I was hanging out with my sister one weekend who was in her freshman year at college. She was cool, her friends were very cool and through association, I figured I was pretttty darn cool myself. Well, we were all hanging out at one of her friend's houses and we were talking and playing records and I was fitting in quite well, much to my amazement. Of course, I had made sure to dress cool and say a lot of cool things. So eventually, The Cool One, yours truly, has to go pee. The bathroom happens to be right off the living room with the door facing the living room. I'm sitting, peeing, happy and most of all, verrrrry cool...until someone (a guy, even worse) innocently opens the door, starts pulling it open, slowly, not watching, while he's still talking to the folks in the living room and I'm SO embarrassed, sitting on the toilet, I can't even make a sound to get his attention to tell him to stop!!! before it's TOOO LAAAATE!!! But no, he pulls the door open all the way, in full view of all the people in the living room!!!! Holy Mary Mother 'O God. He quickly said, "Oh! I'm so sorry!" and closed the door--but let me tell you, I wanted to flush myself right down the toilet just so I would NEVER have to come out again! LOLOL Horrible. Just horrible.