Here we are at last, the full version: BULL OF KILDARE This is a story about a great bull. His sexual prowess he has lived to the full. A beast this divine is surely quite rare. Oh, there's none in the land like the bull of Kildare. CHORUS: Oh Bull of Kildare, All the cows in the land love your horns, I do swear. Two mighty fine horns has the bull of Kildare. Now far has he travelled and much has he seen The Shorthorn, the White-head, the old Limousine, the Freisen, the Charolais and the Jersey from Clare. Oh they all loved being bulled by the bull of Kildare. In a faraway desert, there lived an oil sheik. Whose ten thousand wives, sure the man was gone weak The wives weren't happy they demanded fair share So the sheik sent a call for the bull of Kildare. Coming back from the desert, he passed through Belfast. His hindquarters got caught up in a mighty bomb blast. Now the bull is not full, that's the truth I declare, For the bomb blew the balls off the bull of Kildare.
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