Here we are at last, the full version:

BULL OF KILDARE

This is a story about a great bull.
His sexual prowess he has lived to the full.
A beast this divine is surely quite rare.
Oh, there's none in the land like the bull of Kildare.

CHORUS:
Oh Bull of Kildare,
All the cows in the land love your horns, I do swear.
Two mighty fine horns has the bull of Kildare.

Now far has he travelled and much has he seen
The Shorthorn, the White-head, the old Limousine,
the Freisen, the Charolais and the Jersey from Clare.
Oh they all loved being bulled by the bull of Kildare.

In a faraway desert, there lived an oil sheik.
Whose ten thousand wives, sure the man was gone weak
The wives weren't happy they demanded fair share
So the sheik sent a call for the bull of Kildare.

Coming back from the desert, he passed through Belfast.
His hindquarters got caught up in a mighty bomb blast.
Now the bull is not full, that's the truth I declare,
For the bomb blew the balls off the bull of Kildare.