GUEST Puzzled - your cunning ruse backfired, you see none of those posting have used their real nom de plumes but have, in fact, adopted false identities that can never be traced. Your second error is in assuming that we are afraid of gumbies wielding copies of the Grauniad for even a blind man could see the typo's coming from a mile off. Not only that, but the real Folk Mafia would only understand the Daily Star and would not wield copies of that exalted publication as a frightener but quote extracts from the 'showbiz' page much in the manner of Vogon poetry.