YOU'RE THE REASON OUR KIDS ARE UGLY
(Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn)

You're the reason I'm a-ridin' around on recap tires
And you're the reason I'm a-hangin' our clothes outside on wires
And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'
Oh but looks ain't everything
And money ain't everything
But I love you just the same

Well you're the reason I changed to beer from soda pop
And you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop
You're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'
Oh but looks ain't everything
And money ain't everything
But I love you just the same

I guess that we won't ever have everything we need
'Cause when we get a head it's got another mouth to feed

And that's the reason that my good looks and my figure is gone
And that's the reason I ain't got no hair to comb
And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'
Oh but looks ain't everything
And money ain't everything
But I love you just the same.

Roger in Baltimore