According to the World News section in my latest copy of the Isle of Arran Shoemakers Monthly, the three L's have now aligned themselves with the Federation Against the Rutland Takeover (FART) movement and have established a secret terrorist training centre in the abandoned village of Lower Hambleton. The peace and tranquility of rural England is now being disturbed by gangs of foreigners practising their black arts with the use of cunningly converted Belgian waffle irons and treacle. I fear it may be too late to stop this new menace!!
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