What about a job in Parliament as an MP. Great pay, great pension, great perks, no work of any description to do, Plenty of time swanning off abroad, not involving any type of graft of course, you may also have to get used to part time work as not many MP's seem able to do a full week, the list just goes on and on, the only qualification needed for this job, you must be able to defend the undefendable while lying through your back teeth and keeping a straight face.. thinking of your £100 grand a year job, which can easily be doubled with its PERKS. Nice little job if you can get it......