The late, great Ian Dury and the Blockheads. Saw them once, back in the mid-70s. What a showman! Off the top of my head: "Noel Coward was a charmer As a writer he was brahma velvet jacket and pyjamas The Gay Divorce and other dramas Van Gogh did some eyeball-pleasers He must have been a pencil-squeezer He didn't do the Mona Lisa - That was an Italian geezer Einstein can't get classed as witless He claimed atoms were the littlest When he did a bit of splittingness Frightened everybody shitless CHORUS: (four times) There ain't half been some clever bastards (lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
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