A young man on the first morning of his Honeymoon was alking out on the Promenade
at Blackpool. An elderly gentleman passed him and said "Its a bit raw this morning isn't it?
"Mind your own business" replied the young guy.
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A young couple had just retired to bed on their first night when a tremendous noise was heard from the street below their window. The young man got up and opened the window to see his mates from his local pub shouting lewd comments. He told his trembling bride what the noise was.
She said " Oh just pee on them"
He replied " where do you think they are luv,on the roof?"
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The first young man then met a second old gent' who asked him why his bride was not with him. He told the man "Oh I have left her in bed smoking"
The old man smiled and shook his head and said " You youngsters,what are you like?."