Hey! It would be an every day live showing of the Jerry Springer Show! Hey, cool! I can just hear the vendors: "Getcher tickets! Buy em right here! C'mon get em while 'er hot!" "Hey Mr. vendor man?" "Yesir?" "What are those tickets for?" "Real life, m'friend! You won't find anything like it in the universe!" "Can I have three?" "That'll be 75 dollars.... thank you VERY much! Have a nice day now.... (as he watches him go off, smiling)..... sucker"
~Barky
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