words by Jim Brannigan music ... A Pub With No Beer The Lingerie Song Each Wednesday night while the kids are asleep And me wife's at the bingo it's upstairs I creep I throw me old coveralls down on the floor And go rummaging into the top dresser drawer (Chorus) Then I swing to the left, I swing to the right Just prancing and dancing well into the night Oh there's nothing on earth as pleasing to me As dancing around in me wife's lingerie Well that's been my hobby for six years or so And I feel that it's time for to let yous all know I suppose it might come as a terrible shock Ah can you just imagine me wearing a smock (Chorus) As I swing to the left and I swing to the right Just prancing and dancing well into the night Oh there's nothing on earth as pleasing to me As dancing around in me wife's lingerie Last Saturday night on me way to the bar I went to confessions to see Father Maher Says he "Now my son, won't you tell me what's wrong?" Ah says I "Hold on Father, I'll sing you my song." (Chorus) I swing to the left, I swing to the right Just prancing and dancing well into the night For there's nothing on earth that'll give your heart cheer Like dancing around in your wife's ould brazier Well ould Father Maher gave a terrible shout Then he reached through the curtain and gave me a clout For penance he gave me the whole rosary Saying 'Try not to wrinkle your wife's hosiery" (Chorus) As I swing to the left and I swing to the right Just prancing and dancing well into the night Oh there's nothing on earth as pleasing to me As dancing around in me wife's lingerie Well that's been my story I know it's absurd But I've told you the truth to the very last word I'm a little uncomfortable singing this song But I think it's because I am wearing a thong (Chorus) As I swing to the left and I swing to the right Just prancing and dancing well into the night Oh there's nothing on earth as pleasing to me As dancing around in me wife's lingerie (Chorus) Oh I swing to the left, I swing to the right Just prancing and dancing well into the night For there's nothing on earth that'll give your heart cheer Like dancing around in your wife's UN DER WEAR!
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