Sinsull ATTEMPS To Kill Spaw
Gosh Sinsull, caint you do nothing right? I am sure there would be some here that would give you a real reward if your "Second Attempt" was successful.
However, I would not suggest using another assassin Trojan horse chicken because ol' Spaw49 "may" recognize that as a threat. Even some old cats can learn new tricks. Now, using an exploding egg disguised as a cute little pipping chick about to emerge from
a colored Easter egg should do the trick. At his age, Spaw's eyesight and hearin' caint be too good and he will have to be close up an personal with the egg next to his ear as the "ticking" baby chick pips its way outta the egg.
After the ensuing explosion, "All the Kings Horses and All the Kings Men will not be able to put Ol' Spaw together again…
Big, big problem solved.
Spaw, you know of course everyone, well some, okay a few, well really only 1 or 2, er, no one really likes you, even your auntie sinsull what tries to have you kilt.