Reminds me of the two ladies who came across a drunken piper lying by the side of the road. These two English ladies wanted to know the truth about the Scots not wearing anything under their kilts, so they lifted up the kilt and found out the truth. Laughing about the situation they wanted the piper to know that he had been checked over, so one tied a blue ribbon around his privates. When the piper awoke he looked down and was heard to say.. " I dinna ken where ye've been laddie, but I'm reet glad tay see ye won first prize" Yours, Aye. Dave
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