Help! Anyone out there have the lyrics to this song? It begins "My name is Dan Jackson, I follow the plow, I've a five acre farm with a pig and a cow." It goes on to tell how the farmer sent his animals to aerobics class to save them from their own inherent content of "rashers and pork, butter and beef," after reading of the dangers of cholesterol. The song is a hoot, but I've misplaced my own transcription of it. I've tried searching Mudcat and I've googled various lyric combinations. I don't have the singer's name, so... Thanks.