A typesetter serving the last day of his notice of dismissal at our local newspaper wrote 'The Queen and her familly are staying at Fuckingham Palace for the Easter holiday'. In the pets for sale section of the same paper they had an entry 'Pedigree Beagles for sale, Mother Crust's winner'** And the old groaner of a joke of the Blackpool lad who having been sacked left the company with 2 miles of Rock with 'Bollocks' all the way through it. ** We have 2 Beagles 'Drunken Duncan' and 'Saddam' and I feel sorry for anyone daft enough to respond to the Beagle advert'
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