Lyrics & Knowledge Personal Pages Record Shop Auction Links Radio & Media Kids Membership Help
The Mudcat Cafesj



User Name Thread Name Subject Posted
MudGuard Non-banjo jokes (77* d) RE: Non-banjo jokes 28 Mar 07


A physicist, an engineer, and a mathematician all get locked each into his own cell with no furniture and no nothing in it except a bucket of water, one can of food and a pencil.
The guardians leave the prisoners alone in their cells for three weeks. Then they open the cells.

First the physicist's cell. He is alive, the can is very much deformed, but empty.
The guardians asked the physicists how he opened the can to which he answered that he threw it again and again against the walls till it burst.

Next the engineer's cell. He is also alive. The can is empty, has lost its lid but is otherwise almost not deformed, and there are some formulas written on the wall.
The guardians asked the engineer how he opened the can. The engineer points to the formulas and explains that he calculated the optimal angle and force for a throw against the wall, and using this angle and force he opened the can at his first attempt.

Now it was time to open the mathematician's cell. They found the mathematician starved, the can untouched on the floor in the middle of the floor, but on all the walls were scribbled the words:




.


.


.



.




.




Let's assume the can is open ...


Post to this Thread -

Back to the Main Forum Page

By clicking on the User Name, you will requery the forum for that user. You will see everything that he or she has posted with that Mudcat name.

By clicking on the Thread Name, you will be sent to the Forum on that thread as if you selected it from the main Mudcat Forum page.
   * Click on the linked number with * to view the thread split into pages (click "d" for chronologically descending).

By clicking on the Subject, you will also go to the thread as if you selected it from the original Forum page, but also go directly to that particular message.

By clicking on the Date (Posted), you will dig out every message posted that day.

Try it all, you will see.