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jimlad9 BS: next month's fools (23) RE: BS: next month's fools 29 Mar 07


I must be honest and say right away that this did not happen on the 1st April but I think it is worth repeating.

On holiday in Turkey I needed a haircut. Being somewhat follically challlenged I did not want a severely short cut and so I asked the Turkish guy who was the receptionist at our hotel for
the Turkish words for a light trim. He said that he would write it down for me to hand to the Barber. When I handed it to the Barber he looked confused for a moment and then he said "Why do you want to be circumcised, Sir?"

The reception guy was hiding in a broom cupboard when we got back to the hotel.


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