joke 1 President Bush instructs the CIA to get him a private phone conversation with Osama bin Laden. This is not so easily done, but after a great deal of cloak and dagger work, Bush is speaking directly to Osama bin Laden. He asks bin Laden, If I paid you ten Billion dollars, would you agree to disband al kada.(Selling intentional) Bin Laden thinks it over for a long time, and then agrees. Bush says well how about a million bucks, would that be enough. Bin laden flies in to a rage, "I would sell out my brothers for a piddly million dollars." he says. "What sort of man do you think I am?" Bush says, "We've already answered that question. Now we're just haggling over the price." Alternative joke Osama bin Laden calls up President Bush, and asks, "Would you pay me a million dollars to disband Al-Qaeda?" Bush readily agrees. Bin Laden says, "Well, how about ten billion Dollars?" Bush is incensed. He says, "Thats insane! I wouldn't pay you ten billion bucks. Do you think I'm foolish enough to give piles of money to a terrorist?" Bin Laden responds, "We've already determined the answer to that question. Now were just discussing how much."
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