While I Wonder© of You (To the tune of All I Ask Of You from the Phantom of the Opera)

No more talk of Twinkies,
Forget them, they're all gone!
They've been,
thrown in the river,
by workers so suppressing.

I know you loved the Wonder bread.
I never knew someone,
So deeply amored of,
Some food that can be molded.

So say you'll eat with me each waking moment.
Say you'll stay and eat some other bread.
Say you need someone to guide you through this
Horrid lack of Twinkies.
Help me eat some other junk.

Say you'll share with me this soggy Wonder©,
Say you'll make me a giraffe.
This bread is so damn rubbery,
I don't think that I can chew..
My friend, that's all I can do.

OK, stretching the limits there, but it's alright!(Especially for 10 o'clock at night!)

~Barky