How did this thread get this long without someone quoting the great Dave van Ronk's "Garden State Stomp?"

Allamuchy, Hacklebarny, Rockaway, Piscataway,
Hohokus, Secaucus, Lower Squankum, Fair Play,
Wannamassa, Succasunna, Manimuskin, Plumsock,
Bivalve, Buckshootem, Turkeyfoot, Mecanipock,
Jugtovn, Febbletown, Nummytown, Rahway,
Wickatunk, Manunk-achunk, Mantua, Mizpah,
Manisquan, Raritan, Matawan, Totowah,
Whippany, Parsippany, Penny Pot, Hackensack,
Batsto, Nesco, Metedaconk, Peapack,
Loch Arbour, Egg Harbor, Swinesburg, Caviar
Cheesequake, Boy Scout Lake, Moonachie, Tenafly,
Netcong, Watchung, Pluckamin, Mount Misery,
Bardonia, Ironia, Colonia, Weehavkin,
Menahavkin, Mantoloking, Mahalala, Pennsaukin,
Ducktovn, Iron Bound, Frelinghuysten, Lodi,
Hard Scrabble, Double Trouble, Pickatinny, Montague,
Muckshaw Pond, Okanikon, Espamong, Ocean View,
Navasink, Shabaconk, Ongs Hat, Jumbo,
Wortendyke, Water Witch, Blue Ball, Ringos,
Matchaponix, Delawanna, Wawayonda, Timbucktoo