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GUEST,Muddyman Lyr Req/Add: McGinty (Billy Connolly) (16) Lyr Add: MCGINTY (Billy Connolly) Stewball parody 09 May 07


Full song - with all verses is:
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MCGINTY
(Billy Connolly)

1. Now McGinty had a greyhound
She was called Caroline
And when she won races
McGinty drank wine

2. Oh he gave her devotion
he even took her for walks
Up by Bellahouston
And doon by the docks

3. Yes McGinty he loved her
But it's no what ye think
For the mair she won races
The mair he could drink

4. She won at White City
An a' different tracks
Ivry time Ah saw McGinty
He was flat on his back

5. But disaster struck wan night
Tae McGinty's career
For Caroline wiz a glutton
As ye shortly shall hear.

6. She wiz gaun like the clappers
Wi' the field at her back
When a white pudding supper
Flew on tae the track

7. Noo Caroline jist stood there
Her mooth fu' o' chips
When on rushed McGinty
Wi' a curse oan his lips

8. "Ach! Away ye big eedgit"
Wiz the expression he used
As he aimed at poor Caroline
Wi' the toe o' his shoe

9. He let fly another
And Caroline cried
Then McGinty kicked the rabbit
And wiz instantly fried.

10. He simply disintegrated
He's no' been seen since
Caroline just kept eating
She thocht it wiz mince.


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