Margarine And Flour Tune: Maderine Rue
Chorus Margarine and flour, flour, flour, flour, flour Margarine and flour and sugar Margarine and flour and creamy filling And they're yellow and white with plastic wrapping
As I came walking over the hill, I spied a trucker and he striking A great burly man and he's dumping out his load, And its yellow and white with plastic wrapping
Ch.
Good 'moro sir, good 'moro said he And what is that your dumping? A pile of Twinkies that I won't hall, and won't you come and taste them?
Ch.
Oh no indeed you beastly man, how dare you boldly taunt me For I must have my Twinkies soon But not if I must pay you
Ch.
Bad luck to you you burly man That held up my Twinkies The best Wonder Bread, hostess cup cakes, And nuclear survival rations