Dear Ted Poorly in Bed
I would offer to come round and rub a bit of Vick on the offending parts if it was not for the fact that it would taint the pies.
I empathise with Gordon Brown in his leadership contest, last nights Piethon was indeed a walk over for me I am the undisputed Procurer of Pies however it would of been nice to have a contender to trounce.
There also were some tunes last night.
Geds new Squillean pipes went head to head with the juke box in the bar, I think that the combined triumverate of Tammy Wynette Cliff Richards and Elvis might have just pipped the Turlough O Coltrane compositions at the post.