I learned the nursery rhyme version;
"Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
To get her old dog a bone
But when she got there, the cupboard was bare,
So she threw him out the window, the window, the second story window,
She threw him out the window."
"Old King Cole was a merry old soul
And a merry old soul was he;
He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl
And he threw them out the window, (etc)."

Chocolate Pi (wondering how she messed up the keyboard map in X-windows so that backspace maps to delete and Ctl-H to backspace)