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User Name	Thread Name	Subject	Posted
Ythanside	Third Joke Thread for 2007 (103* d)	RE: Third Joke Thread for 2007	09 Jun 07
Big Issue seller, standing in the rain at street corner. Bentley pulls up at the lights. BI seller steps forward and knocks on window, and when it opens he says to the driver 'Sorry to touble you but I'm flat broke. I've sold nothing today and I'm soaked through and frozen. Could you lend me 50p for a cup of tea?' Driver removes cigar from his mouth and sneers 'Neither a borrower nor a lender be. William Shakespear.' Lights change and Bentley moves off. BI seller stares for a moment then starts running, catching up with the Bentley at the next lights. He bangs on the window. When the startled driver opens it the seller shouts 'C*nt! D H Lawrence!'

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