Then get rid of him, however you do it over there. Have him in to tea and tell him he's caused a spot of bother or something. Lay a pointy stick on the tea tray so he'll know you mean business (you don't have guns). Or better yet, lay one of these on the tray: http://www.chopperaxe.com/whatis.htm I've ordered one so that I can take the lead the next time I dance with my mesquite logs. Aren't they about to outlaw knives in Britain? Would something like this be allowed? Yeah, tea and a chopperaxe. Some of that British understatement.
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