Tony Leonard sings this song great and is the organiser of this week-ends Staithes Singaround.

Teaching Me Worm How To Swim………………Bill Newton

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I was sat by the river with me rod and line
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Nice and comfortable feeling fine
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When this bailiff feller said , what are you doin
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If you don't own up I'll have to run you in

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I said I'm teaching me worm, how to swim,         Teaching me worm how to swim
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He's looking fit, he's looking trim He's trained for hours down in the gym
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The rod and line's just to steady him, I'm teaching me worm how to swim

Dm
He said the sign up there says the fishing's private
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And the only conclusion that I can arrive at
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Is that far from animal aquatic coaching
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What your doin is bloody poaching                         

Chorus
Then he said what are all these worms in a tin
Your surely not going to throw them all in
I said their skills are highly prized
Coz they do swimming what's synchronised

Chorus
Just then me worm was grabbed by a trout
And in trying to rescue I pulled the fish out
Then I shouted what are you going to do,
Your fish eat me worm, now I'm going to sue

Chorus

Dm
Now I know your Honour you judge on merit
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Just like last week with me cave rescue ferret
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My interest is in animal coaching
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You surely can't think I was poaching