Sounds like i missed a good event-Where was it? its been along time but i think one of the verses in question goes:
When your'e alone in N.Y. and heartbroken
Rush right down and buy a subway token,
Then take the train back to Hoboken,
and then your back in N.J.
Peter Mahoney a musician from Lodi had a verse years ago that lamented an ill-advised move to Chicago and subsequent relief at returning to N.J., but I don't remember how it goes or know if it made the rounds.