Franz: This is it from flawed memory. An Old Scotia Bar favorite. Hey, great song. Time to dust it off. I think Gerry Rafferty, rather than Billy Connolly, wrote it, but again, I could be mistaken.

EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT

It only rains when clouds bang together,
But everybody knows that.
And its rockets and missiles that are causing this bad weather,
But everybody knows that.
But does anybody know
The way that things are gonna go for them tomorrow?
What will they do when they find out
That there is no more time left to borrow?

Ms. Zsa Zsa Gabor is the world's greatest actress,
But everybody knows that.
And the sex bomb of the 50s got her first break on a mattress,
But everybody knows that.
But does anybody know
The way that things are gonna go for them tomorrow?
What will they do when they find out
That there is no more time left to borrow?

A ring with a pearl is bound to bring you tears,
But everybody knows that,
And if you break a mirror it's bad luck for seven years,
But everybody knows that.
But does anybody know
The way that things are gonna go for them tomorrow?
What will they do when they find out
That there is no more time left to borrow?