a couple of my favorites
"I don't like voting. Voting creates such decisiveness....."
- administrator of a non-profit organization, in response to the suggestion that a particularly contentious issue be put to a vote. March, 1998.
"In a perfect world, one should receive nothing but well wishes and blessings when one decides to enter into the sanctimony of marriage."
– an unnamed Hollywood publicist, speaking about Britney Spears. quoted by Stacy Jenel Smith, "Image Advice for Britney Spears." Netscape Network, 7 October, 2004