to the tune of windmills.... WindupMills (c) 2007 PJS (not sure why though) In days gone by, when his legs were much younger Alan would cycle the festival round With a new knee replaced and WD40 A new lease of life "Young" Alan has found It's around and around and around now goes Alan No creaking and groaning his new knee's just fine When his other knees done things will be so much better No more going in Circles he'll walk a straight line But just for the moment some transport is needed A motorised wheelchair to get round the town His concertina at all times upon his lap sitting To blow up the tyres, in case they go down Chorus So Best wishes Alan we'll see you at Fylde We might take the proverbial but know how you feel and please "young" Sir get you knees back in order You'll need them for when Her Majesty says "Kneel" Chorus more verses to be heard at Fylde if we're still booked :0) Penny Black
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