Aware that the case was investigated by a flock of developmentally delayed macaques and the forensic evidence was handled by a herd of headless chickens, and that everyone in the case, from the judge on down to the courthouse janitorial staff, was playing it for the television cameras, I cleave to the principle that O. J. is innocent until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt.

His book is not on my list of things to read. I might glance through short magazine article, provided I find it in the rack of reading material in the bathroom. . . .

I am considerably more interested in investigating the possible extraterrestrial origins of toenail fungus.

Don Firth