LMAO 'Spaw! Forget the scratching, it gives 'thumb screws' a whole new meaning don't it? *BG*

Mandy finished the daily fruiting, and returned to the growing deck. There had been problems with the water misting system in the oxygen terrarium again, her day was more than cut out for her she thought, as she gathered her tools and hose line.
The barbershop beam had changed to a piercing "Let Me Call You Sweetheart", and Mandy was happy to have it deafened by the hum of the machinery surrounding her plants.
She found the offending hoseline, and it appeared to have been chewed through by a small marsupial???
She quickly set to work replacing the line. She had done this repair a hundred times over, should be a moonpie walk. As she trimmed and replaced the piping, her thoughts drifted to the handsome Terran on the bridge. Spaceboots, indeed. He'd THINK spaceboots if he knew what she had learned just by appearing to wander aimlessly across the Enterprise carrying fruits and flowers.