Wayne We obviously have a more subtle version here on the Lizard but I think this is a version of the same song.
We had some chickens, no eggs would they lay We had some chickens, no eggs would they lay And I said Honey, this sure ain't funny We're losing money, no eggs would they lay. One night a Rooster came into our yard And caught them chickens right off of their gaurd They're laying eggs now just like they used ta Since the day that Rooster came into our yard
We had some moo cows, no milk would they give We had some moo cows, no milk would they give And I said Honey, this sure ain't funny We're losing money, no milk would they give.
One night a Rooster came into our yard (with a stool) And caught them moo cows right off of their gaurd They're giving milk now just like they used ta Since the day that Rooster came into our yard
We had some elephants no tusks would they grow We had some elephants no tusks would they grow And I said Honey, this sure ain't funny We're losing money, no tusks would they grow.
One night a Rooster came into our yard (with a ladder) And caught them elephants right off of their gaurd They're laying eggs now (ivory) just like they used ta Since the day that Rooster came into our yard
We had a tractor it just wouldn't go We had a tractor it just wouldn't go And I said Honey, this sure ain't funny We're losing money, it just wouldn't go
One night a Rooster came into our yard (with a spanner) And caught that tractor right off of its gaurd It goes and goes now, just like it used ta Since the day that Rooster came into our yard
Dyw genes Baz
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