For kids 9-13 (my 5 year old grandchild doesn't get to hear this from Nana just yet) You better watch out when the ghosts come by, Or you will surely di-i -ie. They'll wrap you in a bloody sheet, And bury ya about 6 ft. deep. And all goes well for 'bout a week, And then your casket begins to leak, The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, The worms play poker on your scalp Your stomach turns a slimy green And pus pours out like pure whipped cream You soak it up with a piece of bread And that's what you eat when you are dead.
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