What about the one that goes "I wish Bobbitt hadn't lobbed it in the mincer the other night"...
*Grinning*
More seriously So Lonely - The Police starts with the lines:-
"Somebody told me yesterday
That when you throw your love away
You act as if you just don't care
You look as if you're going nowhere
But I just can't convince myself
I just can't live with no-one else
So I just have to play my part
And sit and nurse my broken heart
So lonely etc..."
Sounds like a pretty regretful bloke to me...
Hyp