Ha! I resent that about the 2CVs! I'm a recovering vegetarian and I used to drive a Seicento. We're pimping our 2CV and Dyane desert raid style and intend driving round the world in them in 2009 (slight problem getting from Russia to Alaska, but we're working on that). Once those heaps of tin have their new superstrength galvanised chassis there'll be no stopping us, even when hit by monster rabbits.
(Little need for SUVs, I think - tiny cars handle well offroad but admittedly can't tow much... though a diesel Panda 4x4 would have a go!)