I've been asked several times, by pamphlet wielding persons in the street, if I have "Found Jesus?".
My answer; "I didn't know he was lost".
An oldie, but a goodie! I have no objection to christians, but I do object to them trying to shove it down my throat.
I was once told I would burn in hell for not believing in Jesus, I just laughed, but there HAS to be a better comeback to that one!