My first car was a 1989 Mercury Sable station wagon. When I got it from my parents it already had over 100,000 miles on it. The rear seat wouldn't fold up, the tailgate wouldn't open with the key, you had to use the release by the driver's seat, and it would stall when you put it in reverse. The tranny died a couple thousand miles later and I sold it to my mechanic rather than fix it. It's all fixed up now and he uses it as a loaner car while customer's cars are being repaired. My current car is a 1995 Honda Civic. I bought it with 37,000 and it now has close to 60,000 miles on it with no problems ever.

Hagbard

Three surgeons are on a golf course discussing their favorite types of patients to operate on. The first says, "I like to operate on accountants, everything inside is numbered." The second says, "I like to operate on electricians, everything inside is color coded." The third says, "I like to operate on British mechanics, they're always so understanding when you have a couple parts left over when you're finished."