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Bentley BS: The Fifth Joke Thread for 2007 cont. (167* d) RE: BS: The Fifth Joke Thread for 2007 cont. 01 Dec 07


A health warning for Christmas: DRINK! ITS GOOD 4 U

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.   
       In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.   
    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
   
         Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
      Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.


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