Edit, I missed the obvious, canoe-kayaker; plus an extra verse: I thought I heard my old man say John canoe-kayaker in the bay Today today I'm going away John canoe-kayaker too ri ay Too ri ay, Ooooooooooooo, too ri ay John canoe-kayaker too ri ay I'll paddle out into the bay John canoe-kayaker in the bay Make the life insurance pay John canoe-kayaker too ri ay Too ri ay, Ooooooooooooo, too ri ay John canoe-kayaker too ri ay I'll meet my wife in far off lands John canoe-kayaker in the bay Photographed there holding hands John canoe-kayaker too ri ay Too ri ay, Ooooooooooooo, too ri ay John canoe-kayaker too ri ay Said I'd lost my memoreee John canoe-kayaker in the bay They'll lock me up and hide the key John canoe-kayaker too ri ay Too ri ay, Ooooooooooooo, too ri ay John canoe-kayaker too ri ay I hid behind the wardrobe door John canoe-kayaker in the bay And now I'll face the weight of law John canoe-kayaker too ri ay Too ri ay, Ooooooooooooo, too ri ay John canoe-kayaker too ri ay
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