Hay thair gnu. Wutz gnu? Thet wuz purty funny huh? Yeah it was I gotta agree. I wuzza goofin roun with Catspaw's puuter and red yur posts.

Now lissin heer......I bin reedin whut all ya had ta say an Buddy it wuz weerd. I even went ta talk ta tha Reg boyz and Reg wuz sleepin one off but Reg an Reg wur both thinkin like I wuz. And I tell ya whut we wuzza thinkin iz thet sumbuddy izza fuckin with ya on thiz rezort bizness. Now we cud be messed up on thiz but me an 2 of tha Reg boys think thet playz iz reely a hospital. No shit Buddy. We reely do. I reckun thetz okay tho cuz Catspaw goez ta them playziz all tha time and thay seem ta treet him purty gud so I can see how ya mite be sorta cunfuzt.

But az fur me well I aint nun tu hot on em. Me an Paw an Buford went ta one when one of our portable outhouses got looz while we wuz kleenin it and rollt off downhill with Paw inside. It wuzza reel mess and wen we got ta tha hospital them folks callt sum deepartmint callt Central Sterile. Thet skairt the livin shitz outta us cuz nun uv us wuz wantin to be sterilized all up. I allwayz figgered on keepin my cock an ballz alla my life an dint have no intenshun uv leevin them in no hospital in Tennasee.

So yu needz ta be kairfull an keep an eye an maybe yur handz tu on yur dick an nutz. A;zo we dint unnerstan whut tha hell thet spittin shit wuzza bout but maybe Catspaw will figger it out fer us.

CLETUS