Now see Max, I dunno ifn this heers the same ol girl, but me an Buford used ta go roun with this gal what we nu as Anny the Frank. Everbuddy callt her that cuz she lookt like a frank, ya' know? Jez like a hot dog. She dint have no shape atall. But ya see the thing wuz sheed do it with anybody what wuz available like. Now that wudda bin Ok with us but see, she had 7 toes on her left foot an when ya reely got ta goin them 7 toes wud dig in more then the 5 on that the right foot an yud end up goin round in a circle sorta. Got ta be so bad we hadda stake her down jez ta keep frum gittin dizzy. Ifn this iz the ol girl you is wundrin bout, I reckon we cud axt her.

CLETUS