Steady on there, you can't just go appeasing this grumpy lot of buggers you know. The required format for Mudcat debate is as follows: flat statement, followed by flat contradiction, followed by personal abuse...
For the record though, and I know not why I gather such nonsense in me travels, except that I've done gigs near all of them, there is no Loose Women's Institute - it's actually, I kid you not, the "Womens' Institute of Loose" and resides near Maidstone. Similarly, there's one in the Essex village of Ugley, which rejoices in the name "Womens' Institute, Ugley Branch". Faint hearts. However, near Canterbury they are less subtle. How about the "Rough Common Womens' Institute". Right on sisters.