Oh, Janie! Why did you do it? And just before I was to get my Eagle Scout badge, too. There we were, dancing the last dance, cheek to cheek, me wearing my white sport coat and a pink carnation and you in your strapless prom dress, when all of your skin fell off.
Now I am a broken shell, a ne'er-do-well writing hack speeches for Republican candidates, living in San Diego with all the other hacks, drinking Wild Irish Rose wine and consorting with politicians.
And we could have been so happy together!