While we're all pleased that you are not wasting your time on ecoli.com, Praise, I have questions about my dream. You know the one where I'm being held captive by the Uraguay secret police who have read the CIA manual on the 36 points where they can fasten electrodes onto my body and just before I wake up in a cold sweat I start wondering. Will practising the 7 habits of highly effective people help with the police? And did anyone ever survey all the loser to see if they also have positive attitudes? What if publishers simply didn't want to publish their how to manuscripts like Delightful Dumpster Diving, Grinning Your Way to the Gutter, and Chicken Soup from the Soup Kitchen? What if it's the publishers who have negative attitudes? Is there really hope for us, Praise?

(Not Praise, but, all you MAC_heads who love to one-finger the world and all you sex starved banjo bongers, you might like the animation (and e-mails from and to Microsoft) on the bottom of http://www.ebola.com You'll probably need a version 4 or higher Explorer or Netscape. Just don't ask me where I've been wasting my time.)