Pullout ! Stop the war ? Hell no. We need something to watch on TV between the footie and the cricket. Maybe some entreprenarial cove could package all the current wars and give us an hours content. There's certainly enough wars at present to obtain plenty of footage.
Maybe call it "World Series Wars" with episodes called the "Biggest Loser" and similar. Rather than Oprah & Letterman we could have Generals and Admirals with their own shows. Instead of soap powder sponsors we would get really interesting shit from General Dynamics & Raytheon.
And contestant prizes would step up from shitty little CD's to the latest in kevlar bullet proof vests, napalm - to wipe out your neighbour's overgrown lawn, and maybe even a stinger missile or.

FME / JG